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Quick notice maties! The Captain found out he has a driving test this friday, so he's studying rather urgently for it. We'll post the new story after friday ^3^, till then, enjoy :3
-Co-Captain Hayes
The pirates have decided that I will keep my hat and to do so I must write an oath of loyalty, but one to the crew. I shall do this later tonight and swear that I shall act in a manner more becoming of a captain in future :3
That said, the co-captain and I came up with a lot of funny ideas for an 'after exile story line'. We'll be releasing these as prose releases starting tomorrow. We hope that you will all enjoy them, it's more of a 'what if' story line since I didn't actually get exiled, but we have some seriously good ideas for them and we really want to experiment more with comedy since a lot of people have been responding very positively to the comedy type pieces.
What can you expect from this?
A crap ton of references. Basically we're going to be parodying everything we can, as soon as we can think up a good way to do it. We've got ideas down for Harry Potter (big one yesterday), Dead Space, Space Marine (might be only small references at this point), we're taking huge chunks out of Dragon Age and to a very minor extent Neverwinter Nights, we're even doing a little bit of Star Wars and there'll definitely be a Batman episode. It's just this massive funny series of misadventures and the kind of crazy stuff that the Captain and the co-captain will get themselves into. We really wanted to do some Left 4 Dead and LOTR as well, but those may take more planning to integrate into the story. Another big joke early on (in case you're a Judge Dredd fan, though I haven't seen many of those) is taken from the movie Dredd. Mixed opinions about the movie, but I've always like the character and definitely wanted to do a joke on that even if not everyone can get it. That said, yeah, you can expect us to make fun of literally everything (definitely including anime...a lot of anime references, though one or two might be from obscure ones xD).
Anyway, here's a quick excerpt from one of our planned stories. It's a clear parody of Dragon Age (in fact, Dragon Age probably gets parodied the most throughout xD) and we are definitely going to make use of the idea of 'ghetto elves' (gamers will know what I mean):
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Chenbeard stepped through the gates of the Elven Quarter, well known to be the poor district of the Galbin city. It was here that he had once grown up, amongst the alienated elves and poverty stricken members of the other races. The very air he breathed was a tangible reminder of the term 'squalor', but nonetheless it was also 'home'.
"It smells of sweat and broken dreams here," remarked Lucilva, taking a cloth to her nose. "Are you sure we'll find allies amongst this," she groped for a word, "organic sewage."
Chenbeard laughed, "Ye might not know what it's like, what with you comin' from a normal family and all that, but out here, everyone's yer ally. Here, we all look out fer each other. No matter where we may go, no matter how far apart, we always return t' th' place from whence we came." He took in a deep breath and smiled. Even without looking, he knew he had company.
"Word on the street is that some shim-sham just walked into our neighbourhood," said a relatively tall and fit-bodied elf. "What's up homie, you get lost from the market place or did you just walk into the wrong hood?"
Chenbeard stifled a smile, enjoying the familiar speech he has heard through most of his youth. He hardened his expression and then turned to face the elf, "That depends, is a knife-ear like you lookin' fer trouble?"
The Elf grinned as soon as he recognised the captain and swaggered up to him. He held out his right hand and the captain gripped it readily. "Good to see you back knifer, didn't really expect to see my old brother walkin' the hood," the elf turned to gaze at the captain's companion, "not to mention he brought in some fine ass booty."
Lucilva rolled her eyes at the comment and refused to acknowledge the Elf.
"Damn girl, that's cold, but I like it cold. Girls with too much fire, they don't go down so good if you know what I mean," the Elf laughed, "now how can I be of service to an old brother from another mother?"
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Yes, I am putting ghetto elves into my story. Every story has refined hoity-toity elves that are oooooh so proper, I think I'm not the only one who wants to see some gangsta elves x'3
Anyway, I'm off to write that proof. Tally-ho!
Slight Change of Plans
So just updating here,
At present my streaming has really started to take off so I'm devoting most of my hours to it after work. I still plan to write poetry and keep up with some of my other youtube projects,but you guys will unfortunately see a lot less of me on DA. I used to write while I was at work too, but my work is unfortunately very busy right now.
Still, I hope you will continue to follow me and I'll be posting things every now and again for you all to enjoy ^_^.
Also as for the Writer Gang there will be an announcement on it tomorrow :') so please look forward to that!
We are back!
Ladies and Gents,
The Word of Chen is officially returning TODAY!
Now the first thing I'm going to talk about is what I've been doing with my time.
First off, I've joined a stream-team and I now stream practically DAILY on Mixer. This is where you can find me: ASIAN ROBOT'S AMAZING STREAM
Now what about DA, YouTube, our readings etc.
Well, my poetry which has taken a back seat ever since both my grandparents died this year is FINALLY coming back. However I'm going to do my poetry a little differently.
I used to write daily, but that's just not feasible with my current schedule so I'm going to belt out little series every weekend and the
We Return on the 20th
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Getting Back Into the Swing of Things
Hi everyone,
Still getting back into the swing of things.
Here are some of my most recent videos and I'm trying to get back to doing a poem a day ^_^.
Other than that, I need a temporary female co-star for YouTube, there's no pay and it's volunteer only, but I want to ensure Wanderer-Fehn can take things easy while she sorts her stuff out. Of course I will carry on my projects alone as needed, but a nice female co-star would help ^^
Here are some of my recent videos:
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Originally, elves weren't so nice at all. Only Tolkien started the trend. Elven in German folklore are even worse than dwarves.