Dear Shellfish

Dear shellfish, you are rather selfish,
so I'm here to expose what I know.
You act like a brat and whine like a victim,
but quite frankly you're just putting on a show.

You like the attention, the glitz and glam,
You want pity and parties; happy as a clam.

But quite frankly, you're cowardly,
that much I've come to know.
And soon your body will be quietly buried,
beneath the pure white snow.