Greetings Batman! 


Haha, I'm just kidding, greetings my dear Chennies and Chennettes,

Tonight I bring to you the new series - Psychosomatic

As intended it will be darker than Masquerade and focus more on the psycho aspects of my poetry :'3

Our journey with Psychosomatic will begin with the bonus poem The Toymaker

It is a rewrite of an old poem, dropping a lot of the imagery to focus on the narrative itself. I also used a very odd old-man voice for the reading which I think is worth checking out for the laughs at least. Without further adieu, here is EVERYTHING :'D

THUMBS:

The ToymakerAh my dearest, how are you feeling?
Not too uncomfortable I hope!
You see, you are another lucky individual.
A perfect sample, handpicked by yours truly.
Now, now, now, don't strain your restraints.
It'll be a pain if you start screaming early, yes?
We wouldn't want that noise to defile these soft, gentle lips of yours.
For that reason my dear,
I've taken the liberty of removing your tongue...
Flip, flop and wag;
That's all it really did love, even when I extracted it...
Like an infectious insect defiling the sanctity of your mouth--
Ah, but it will plague you no longer my dear.
Now then, let's put these markings on your skin.
Just a few lines of ink, to show where we make all those cute little incisions.
After all, I can't have a toy that's bulging in all the wrong places!
No, good dolls are slim, good dolls are pretty.
And I'm sure you'll want to be pretty for daddy
Yes?

Also if you'd like to support me as an artist, please just watch the video once (^_^)/ That's all I ask!

I originally chose a much darker image for the video, but if I actually used it I think I would have crossed the line no matter how humourous/creepy the reading voice is. Although I do love my insanity, I don't want it to actually cross the line into 'psycho fuel'. It should remain as entertainment. Otherwise we'd all be just like me:



Ahem, anyway, I need a new Harley Quinn to assist me in my crime spree (poetry). Advert below :'D

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As I've mentioned in previous journals I still need a slave to assist me in my creative process, info is below as usual :

*Same post as last time*

Right now, I happen to require a fresh slave to assist in my creative process .3. no jokes.

If you are willing to sacrifice your body and soul for my creativity (and if you have cripplingly low self-esteem) then you are welcome to apply.

Come be a slave today!

Human females are preferred but Elves and Dwarves are also welcome. Gnomes, Orcs and Faerlings may be considered.

Just add me on skype (my Skype name is Semshol) and let me know you’d like to help out.

- Your boy, Chennie  (I am the NIGHT!)