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Witch with a Fairy Wand:

She came out in a dress full of laces,
She faced up a crowd and their god-fearin' faces.
They started screamin' murder over hymns and a gospel,
They said 'you better run or you're caught in the Witch's spell...'

But out came the sun and it dried up all the f***in' rain,
The girl waved a wand and it took away the crowd's pain.
Old men were runnin' while the kids were doin' backflips.
All because the girl had a wand and she let it rip!

She had a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She had a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand!

She made us all believe...
In all those things we wanted to see...


She made us all believe,
In all those things, locked up in memories!


Cause she had a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She had a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand!
She had a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She had a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand...


Out came the priest, he was dressed up in the robes of white,
He brought out a cross and he said, 'Now we praise the light!'
He puts it on her head and expects her to burn;
But she kicks him in his balls and he has to f***in' squirm!

Cause she has a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She has a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand,
She has a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She has a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand...

She made us all believe...
In all those things we wanted to see...


She made us all believe...
In all those things, locked up in memories!


So don't ever try to cross up to a fairy witch,
She ain't the kind of girl that you can call a bad b****.
And if you try to get her you'll end up in a bad spot;
I'm still picking all the needles out of my-

Uh nevermind...

But she had a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She had a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand,
She had a fairy wand, a f***in' fairy wand,
She had a fairy wand, a shiny fairy wand...

She made us all believe...
In all those things we wanted to see...


She made us all believe...
In all those things, locked up in memories...


-Chen Yuan Wen, 2nd December 2012
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Author's Comment:

Alright mates,

Very sorry about all the delays with replies and stuff and getting things organised. I swear I'm as busy as a bee.

Anyway, this piece is probably one of my most inane and stupid pieces out there, however once in awhile you can't be afraid of unwinding with a little stupidity. After all, sometimes - when stuff is too hard to bear- you tend to just flip on a stupid song and listen to it for awhile. This is one of those that they'll repeat on the radio till you get bloody sick of it xD.

Anyway, the normal bits are sung in a kind of pseudo-rocker voice, very high pitched and high with energy. The choruses (marked in bold) are sung the same way, but the italic portions of the choruses are sung in a much slower and more atmospheric way to try and get the fantasy element across.

Yes, there is a little bit of naughty language in this poem, but it is all fully censored so there is no mature filter on it. Why did I choose to use it? A song like this doesn't have the same kind of impact if you try and make it all nice and clean. I will do more clean song examples, but this is one of those where you sort of just let loose.

I hope you guys enjoy it and now the MOST IMPORTANT PART.

DISCLAIMER:
1. I do not own the image used, it is a FREE TO USE stock image from Morgue Files: [link]
2. The picture has been edited from the original as per the terms of use.

I hope that this example helps artists who want to know how to legally use images in their work WITHOUT breaching copyright.

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

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The void right behind me.

Yet still I am breathing;
Yet still I am feeling.

The coldest sensation,
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Are you still crying?
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Hawkheart29 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, I know I'm missing something here, but I can't for the life of me figure out a bad/impolite/inappropriate word/term that rhymes with "spot". 
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miekekersbergen Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I really loved this poem! It sounded more like a song to me though. It is really awesome!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank ye fer enjoyin' it and it was written as a song x3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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FrozenAngelBrony Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
I love it. Dont ever stop writing. Ever.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Believe me when I say, I never will ^^

Do come and check out me e-book if ye like :3

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dragon-drawer78 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: Brilliant! :clap:
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank ye kindly fer th' compliment ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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dragon-drawer78 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :D
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iKestrel Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist
Ha ha... You sound irretated with fairies right about now,,, or then... Still good-Amazing sorry as usual....
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank ye fer enjoyin' it :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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