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Having recently caught up with Noblesse, I realised there are many reasons for why I could never be allowed a position of that much power:
1. Frankenstein would be female and it would be a harem manga
2. Upon meeting all the female characters I'd be like:
"Hey there girl, what's your sign?". They stare at me like I'm outta my mind.
"Shin woo! Ah beer googles blind! I'm just tryin' ta unwind."
3. Since I have mind control and can modify memories I would seriously run through the streets butt-naked screaming 'AHHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH' just lose it .3.
4. Upon watching Code Geass: "All hail Lukedonia!"
5. Upon watching Gundam: "For the principality of Lukedonia!"
6. Upon watching My Little Pony: "Frankstein, I wish to acquire one of these...cutie marks!"
7. Upon reading Twilight: "Frankstein...what is this HORRID inelegant THING. We must purge it immediately..."
8. Upon watching Avatar: The Last Airbender: "Frankstein I am shaving my head and painting an arrow on it. I want it to glow red...elegantly"
9. I would text all female friends the following: "Ramen. -Master" and have them cook it for me .3.
10. Upon meeting Seira I'd just be all like O3O and then I'd be like, "So...babe...did you like fall out of heaven, cause God's missin' an angel ya na what I mean?"
11. Instead of saying 'You do not have permission to stand' and other cool lines, I'd just be like, "ya'll walked into the wrong neighbourhood bitch. Ever been shanked by a knife made o' blood? Gimme yo' god damn wallet. You wot m8? You don't have one? I'll fukkin' deck you m8."
12. Lukedonia would be in Australia, more things there to kill humans than in the bermuda triangle.
13. Karias would be my best friend, nuff said.
14. Upon meeting the (Female) Lord, I'd be like:
"Yeah girl, so uh, you really fine like DAYUM!"
"So um listen, where yo' boyfriend at. Is he off killin' humans, is he off gettin' you snacks? Where yo boyfriend at?"
"Oh you don't have one? Awright that's cool, that's cool...so uh..."
"CAN I HAVE YO' NUMBER? CAN I HAVE IT? COULD I PLEEEEEASE HAVE YO NUMBER?"
"COULD I HAVE THE MEANS, THE SECRET CODE, BY WHICH I MIGHT CONTACT YOU TELEPHONICALLY?"
15. When giving the (Female) Lord the Ramen present I would include a note saying:
"So here's my number, just call me maybe :3"
16. I would KEEP ragnarok and pretend I'm Odin--elegantly
17. After watching Thor: "Frankstein...this tea...I like it! ANOTHER!" Smashes tea cup on the ground!
18. I would dress in full swag just to piss off Regis--elegantly
19. I would tell Seira: "So I heard you like bad boys, well I don't mean to brag but when I saw that you need to ask your parents to access disneychannel.com--I didn't even ask Frankenstein, YEAAAAAAH!"
20. Shinwoo better keep his hands on Seira...and off all the girls...they mine! x'D
21. Shinwoo and Ikhan wouldn't actually be in the manga, it would just be all girls .3.
22. Upon seeing Justin Bieber: "You do not have permission to breathe"
23. Upon seeing Miley Cyrus: "You do not have permission to breathe"
24. Upon seeing Bane: "I like this guy Frankstein, I want a cool mask like thaaaaat!" Spoiled child mode activated.
25. I would be a shut-in playing games all day--elegantly
26. I would actually engage in training in order to become more powerful than Goku .3. --elegantly
27. Blood Field would be renamed my 'Bloodyhameha!'
28. I would imitate DragonBallZ with Frankenstein...elegantly
29. I would teach the nobles how to game and turn them all into shut-ins--elegantly
30. We would solve all the world's problems by challenging the Elders to a Children's CARD GAME: "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel--elegantly!"
31. Lastly, during all action sequences, I would be playing the Guile Theme cause it goes with anything...elegantly
32. The bird would be the word...elegantly
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I find myself stood above my sleeping beauty
Her perfume fragranced pillow clenched in my hand
I’m counting each of her breaths down from ten to one
Then I’ll smother my silked skinned lover as planned
It’s for the best this way as no blood shall be shed
Just that of my erratically beating heart
My feelings I dismiss, I plant a farewell kiss
Upon her furrowed forehead as she departs
Oh my darling, why did you weave this web of lies
And why did you bring in to question my trust
Catapulting us from the innocence of love
In to such unbearable levels of lust
How on earth do I maintain this downward pressure
On your winsome face
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My Name is Hollow.
Hello.
My name is Hollow.
I live inside your soul.
Under the layers and layers of skin,
and tissue and muscle...
all the way down where nothing
and everything survives.
(I wish I knew before I trusted you
That lying is second nature to one
with as many regrets as you.)
My name is Hollow.
I live inside you now,
because you gave me the power
in all your virtuous belief
that the world was good
to survive your strength...
(I hoped to God you wouldn't
lie or steal or break what is already
a thousand pieces of a broken soul.)
My name is Hollow.
You let me in when sex
began to feel like an ache.
But the pain felt better than
dealing with the
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Just finished catching up with Noblesse, it has totally improved my dark mood x'D
Anyway here are all the reasons I could find for why I should NEVER inherit a position of such power and awesome might.
Might not be the funniest thing, but I had fun making it x'D
Anyway here are all the reasons I could find for why I should NEVER inherit a position of such power and awesome might.
Might not be the funniest thing, but I had fun making it x'D
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Hahaha!! You're SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right... if that's the right word.