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Having recently caught up with Noblesse, I realised there are many reasons for why I could never be allowed a position of that much power:

1. Frankenstein would be female and it would be a harem manga

2. Upon meeting all the female characters I'd be like: 

"Hey there girl, what's your sign?". They stare at me like I'm outta my mind.

"Shin woo! Ah beer googles blind! I'm just tryin' ta unwind."

3. Since I have mind control and can modify memories I would seriously run through the streets butt-naked screaming 'AHHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH' just lose it .3.

4. Upon watching Code Geass: "All hail Lukedonia!"

5. Upon watching Gundam: "For the principality of Lukedonia!"

6. Upon watching My Little Pony: "Frankstein, I wish to acquire one of these...cutie marks!"

7. Upon reading Twilight: "Frankstein...what is this HORRID inelegant THING. We must purge it immediately..."

8. Upon watching Avatar: The Last Airbender: "Frankstein I am shaving my head and painting an arrow on it. I want it to glow red...elegantly"

9. I would text all female friends the following: "Ramen. -Master" and have them cook it for me .3.

10. Upon meeting Seira I'd just be all like O3O and then I'd be like, "So...babe...did you like fall out of heaven, cause God's missin' an angel ya na what I mean?"

11. Instead of saying 'You do not have permission to stand' and other cool lines, I'd just be like, "ya'll walked into the wrong neighbourhood bitch. Ever been shanked by a knife made o' blood? Gimme yo' god damn wallet. You wot m8? You don't have one? I'll fukkin' deck you m8."

12. Lukedonia would be in Australia, more things there to kill humans than in the bermuda triangle.

13. Karias would be my best friend, nuff said.

14. Upon meeting the (Female) Lord, I'd be like:

"Yeah girl, so uh, you really fine like DAYUM!"

"So um listen, where yo' boyfriend at. Is he off killin' humans, is he off gettin' you snacks? Where yo boyfriend at?"

"Oh you don't have one? Awright that's cool, that's cool...so uh..."

"CAN I HAVE YO' NUMBER? CAN I HAVE IT? COULD I PLEEEEEASE HAVE YO NUMBER?"

"COULD I HAVE THE MEANS, THE SECRET CODE, BY WHICH I MIGHT CONTACT YOU TELEPHONICALLY?"

15. When giving the (Female) Lord the Ramen present I would include a note saying:

"So here's my number, just call me maybe :3"

16. I would KEEP ragnarok and pretend I'm Odin--elegantly

17. After watching Thor: "Frankstein...this tea...I like it! ANOTHER!" Smashes tea cup on the ground!

18. I would dress in full swag just to piss off Regis--elegantly

19. I would tell Seira: "So I heard you like bad boys, well I don't mean to brag but when I saw that you need to ask your parents to access disneychannel.com--I didn't even ask Frankenstein, YEAAAAAAH!"

20. Shinwoo better keep his hands on Seira...and off all the girls...they mine! x'D

21. Shinwoo and Ikhan wouldn't actually be in the manga, it would just be all girls .3.

22. Upon seeing Justin Bieber: "You do not have permission to breathe"

23. Upon seeing Miley Cyrus: "You do not have permission to breathe"

24. Upon seeing Bane: "I like this guy Frankstein, I want a cool mask like thaaaaat!" Spoiled child mode activated.

25. I would be a shut-in playing games all day--elegantly

26. I would actually engage in training in order to become more powerful than Goku .3. --elegantly

27. Blood Field would be renamed my 'Bloodyhameha!'

28. I would imitate DragonBallZ with Frankenstein...elegantly

29. I would teach the nobles how to game and turn them all into shut-ins--elegantly

30. We would solve all the world's problems by challenging the Elders to a Children's CARD GAME: "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel--elegantly!"

31. Lastly, during all action sequences, I would be playing the Guile Theme cause it goes with anything...elegantly

32. The bird would be the word...elegantly




Just finished catching up with Noblesse, it has totally improved my dark mood x'D

Anyway here are all the reasons I could find for why I should NEVER inherit a position of such power and awesome might.

Might not be the funniest thing, but I had fun making it x'D
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Enidoy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Thanks for enjoying ^^

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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Angelouup Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah thanks for the laugh (*゚▽゚)ノ
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Welcome ^^

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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nilifur Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
i like it, elegantly ;-)

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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Great! x'd

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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LuluTheDragonQueen Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't...wat? o3o
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Lol

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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breathyaoi Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
*Searches frantically for the favorite button* WHERE IS IIIIIT (DA uploaded) I CAN'T FIND IT ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE *spends five minutes reading everything on the bottom of the page* F*UCK IT I'M GOIN- *see's Favorite button* ._. *click* :3
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Professional Writer
Bwahaha, well done *rewards you with a head pat*

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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