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Having recently caught up with Noblesse, I realised there are many reasons for why I could never be allowed a position of that much power:

1. Frankenstein would be female and it would be a harem manga

2. Upon meeting all the female characters I'd be like: 

"Hey there girl, what's your sign?". They stare at me like I'm outta my mind.

"Shin woo! Ah beer googles blind! I'm just tryin' ta unwind."

3. Since I have mind control and can modify memories I would seriously run through the streets butt-naked screaming 'AHHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH' just lose it .3.

4. Upon watching Code Geass: "All hail Lukedonia!"

5. Upon watching Gundam: "For the principality of Lukedonia!"

6. Upon watching My Little Pony: "Frankstein, I wish to acquire one of these...cutie marks!"

7. Upon reading Twilight: "Frankstein...what is this HORRID inelegant THING. We must purge it immediately..."

8. Upon watching Avatar: The Last Airbender: "Frankstein I am shaving my head and painting an arrow on it. I want it to glow red...elegantly"

9. I would text all female friends the following: "Ramen. -Master" and have them cook it for me .3.

10. Upon meeting Seira I'd just be all like O3O and then I'd be like, "So...babe...did you like fall out of heaven, cause God's missin' an angel ya na what I mean?"

11. Instead of saying 'You do not have permission to stand' and other cool lines, I'd just be like, "ya'll walked into the wrong neighbourhood bitch. Ever been shanked by a knife made o' blood? Gimme yo' god damn wallet. You wot m8? You don't have one? I'll fukkin' deck you m8."

12. Lukedonia would be in Australia, more things there to kill humans than in the bermuda triangle.

13. Karias would be my best friend, nuff said.

14. Upon meeting the (Female) Lord, I'd be like:

"Yeah girl, so uh, you really fine like DAYUM!"

"So um listen, where yo' boyfriend at. Is he off killin' humans, is he off gettin' you snacks? Where yo boyfriend at?"

"Oh you don't have one? Awright that's cool, that's cool...so uh..."

"CAN I HAVE YO' NUMBER? CAN I HAVE IT? COULD I PLEEEEEASE HAVE YO NUMBER?"

"COULD I HAVE THE MEANS, THE SECRET CODE, BY WHICH I MIGHT CONTACT YOU TELEPHONICALLY?"

15. When giving the (Female) Lord the Ramen present I would include a note saying:

"So here's my number, just call me maybe :3"

16. I would KEEP ragnarok and pretend I'm Odin--elegantly

17. After watching Thor: "Frankstein...this tea...I like it! ANOTHER!" Smashes tea cup on the ground!

18. I would dress in full swag just to piss off Regis--elegantly

19. I would tell Seira: "So I heard you like bad boys, well I don't mean to brag but when I saw that you need to ask your parents to access disneychannel.com--I didn't even ask Frankenstein, YEAAAAAAH!"

20. Shinwoo better keep his hands on Seira...and off all the girls...they mine! x'D

21. Shinwoo and Ikhan wouldn't actually be in the manga, it would just be all girls .3.

22. Upon seeing Justin Bieber: "You do not have permission to breathe"

23. Upon seeing Miley Cyrus: "You do not have permission to breathe"

24. Upon seeing Bane: "I like this guy Frankstein, I want a cool mask like thaaaaat!" Spoiled child mode activated.

25. I would be a shut-in playing games all day--elegantly

26. I would actually engage in training in order to become more powerful than Goku .3. --elegantly

27. Blood Field would be renamed my 'Bloodyhameha!'

28. I would imitate DragonBallZ with Frankenstein...elegantly

29. I would teach the nobles how to game and turn them all into shut-ins--elegantly

30. We would solve all the world's problems by challenging the Elders to a Children's CARD GAME: "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel--elegantly!"

31. Lastly, during all action sequences, I would be playing the Guile Theme cause it goes with anything...elegantly

32. The bird would be the word...elegantly




Just finished catching up with Noblesse, it has totally improved my dark mood x'D

Anyway here are all the reasons I could find for why I should NEVER inherit a position of such power and awesome might.

Might not be the funniest thing, but I had fun making it x'D
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MonsterCat777 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this just made my night lol
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Enidoy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Thanks for enjoying ^^

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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Angelouup Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah thanks for the laugh (*゚▽゚)ノ
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Welcome ^^

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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nilifur Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
i like it, elegantly ;-)

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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Great! x'd

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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dead-rotten-bitch Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't...wat? o3o
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Professional Writer
Lol

-Chennie :iconwordofchen:
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breathyaoi Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
*Searches frantically for the favorite button* WHERE IS IIIIIT (DA uploaded) I CAN'T FIND IT ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE *spends five minutes reading everything on the bottom of the page* F*UCK IT I'M GOIN- *see's Favorite button* ._. *click* :3
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Professional Writer
Bwahaha, well done *rewards you with a head pat*

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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KuroSukeruton Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....... The Captain of the Black Fedora Pirates is an elegant nutcrack. Ok, I'll just throw my hands elegantly in the air and say, "Fu*k it! I didn't want to be lawful anyway! I'm joining the Black Fedora Pirates! C.W, bring me a grand, black fedora!"

And C.W be like "For the captain or for your bloody ego?"
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Bwahaha x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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sugar-hype99 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I am so proud I got most of these references ;w;
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
(^_^)b then you're...

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US *3*

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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62nh Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
I love it.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank ye fer enjoyin' the laugh x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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thisismyringtone Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
manwha. not a manga. But then again, it would be more of a korean webtoon?
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
I know it's a manwha, but you wouldn't believe how many people don't know the difference. So I just call it all manga so people can understand (it is a webtoon though like Girls of WildS) xD'

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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thisismyringtone Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
people. :facepalm:
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bunocerous Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
As a girl, I would slap you for those pick up lines.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Depends, it has worked on some for its humour value ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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bunocerous Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wooow. well humor maybe, but reading those lines, it sounds like it comes from some unshaven old creepy guy. but good luck, and if they work for you, no matter then.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Professional Writer
Well to be honest they would be the furtherest thing I would use personally. They do have humour value, but I wouldn't go near them with a ten foot pole so to speak ^^;

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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bunocerous Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol probably the best idea there. but if the girl already knows you, and then you did that sarcastically, you could get her to laugh. I must say though, those are indeed creative. I hadnt heard a few of them.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Professional Writer
They're mostly taken from popular memes or shows on the internet.

My style of romancing a girl though would definitely have to be more on the classy side. I'm more of a touchy-feely than someone who makes jokes. I can make a helluva lot of jokes, but that's more AFTER the relationship's begun x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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bunocerous Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
well i am surprised then. in a good way, though.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank you kindly ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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KagamineLink Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
//confused but rofl'ing *squaaaak*
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Read all of Noblesse and you will understand x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Perianth5 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm dying of laughter!--elegantly! XDDDD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
That's the spirit :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Perianth5 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student General Artist
:3
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Vivacia18 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013
Oh I'm dying of laughter here:XD: Now I feel like I really need to catch up on Noblesse my self=P
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Tis worth it to do so ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Noblesse seems interesting! .3.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
It's a great read :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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I'm up to chapter 200! Thank you for introducing it for me :)
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emoneko25 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Student Artist
Lolz the bird should be the word.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Aye it ought to x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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emoneko25 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student Artist
B-b-b-bird bird bird, yeah the bird is the word...
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ThisLittleBluebird Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So... Confused
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Professional Writer
Haha you'd have to read the manwha 'Noblesse' from start to end to get the jokes x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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ThisLittleBluebird Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, hahah
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LayaAmaranthi Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooooh snap. You really did post it, haha. XD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Professional Writer
Of course x'D

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