Ah my dear, how are you feeling?
Not too uncomfortable I hope...
You see, you are another,
A wondrous being, handpicked by me,
For you are perfect.
Before you start screaming,
Before all that noise and unpleasantry befouls these soft red lips.
I've taken the liberty of removing your tongue...
Wag, wag, wag;
That's all it was doing when I extracted it.
Like some, infectious insect
But oh, I shouldn't raise my voice.
That's not very proper of me, hehe.
Now, let's put some markings on you.
Mmm - I'm going to have to get rid of all this, excess.
You see, I can't have a toy that's all bulging in the wrong places.
Dolls are slim, dolls are pretty.
So no, we can't have that...
We'll just slowly slide this tiny slip of metal.
Shlip, shlop, shlip, shlop - and pull!
You see, you see?
It comes right off, like a layer of yellow and red.
Ugh, it's all oily and slick. Yuck!
But, after we're done
We can't have you getting infected can we?
So I'm going to get a little of, daddy's drink.
And we'll pour it all over, to make the bad bugs go away...
Ah, ah, ah, ah, control yourself.
Just because you're awake now doesn't mean you can move.
If you do, it'll tear apart all the other stitches.
But don't worry, they'll be hidden when I put you in a lovely dress.
Now, would you be ever so kind my dear,
And lean your beautiful head back.
I've got to remove those nasty bulbs of yours,
And replace them with these lovely round eyes.
Hee, cross my heart and hope to die.
Stick the plier in their eye! <3