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The Human Solution:

Ladies and gentlewolves, I come before you today,
To speak on an issue that is close to our hearts.
For many centuries, we Wolves have struggled;
Continuing to seek a final solution to 'the Human Problem'.

Many of you might have heard of the horror stories,
Of these furless creatures lurking in the outer reaches.
Some cities have found them living in underground caverns;
Preying upon the young pups that stray too close to their nests.

It is sad, to say the least, but that sorrow ends today;
For it is my privilege and honour as Chairman of Lycanthropes United,
To unveil our newest means of combating this parasitic pandemic.

Three months ago our top scientist, Doctor Uriel Whitetail,
Discovered a particular genetic weakness in the Human cell structure,
When sprayed with this particular gas, 'Cynofium',
The human cells stop producing an important chemical;

Causing a quick death in mere moments...

As of today our soldiers are already prepared,
They will begin delivering this 'antidote',
To all areas considered to be heavily infected.

Within five months, I have every reason to believe,
That the Human threat will be completely eradicated.

Remember this day my fellow wolves...

Remember this moment and these words!

For on this day we rid ourselves of the planet's greatest disease!

Hail Ulfgar and hail to the Wolven Pride!




-Chen Yuan Wen, 4th January 2013
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Ladies and Gentlewolves,

First, the difficult news. I learnt today that when journals are on the front page lit. goes nowhere since we share the spot, which is a pity since I was praying I'd get a little more advertising, but no matter. I shall counter that with grit and tenacity.

Although it would have been nice if the release went off with a bang, I suppose I'll just have to try that much harder on every other day :grin: After all that means more lit. for all of you and more of a chance to sharpen my claws. I shall begin preparations IMMEDIATELY.

In any case, this poem is just something I did after getting e-mailed that article by DA on the Faux Propaganda. It piqued my interest and so I wanted to do something similar, but through a written piece of art.

It strikes me as amazing how easily a speech like this game to mind...the whole propaganda thing can be easy to spread if you've a glib tongue and a good sense of strange presence...

Anyway, I'd best sign off here. Plenty to do and plenty more works to present to the world, I won't be satisfied until I've satisfied all of you ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

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HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
Seriously? You took a speech by one of the world's most hated men and turned it into....basically the same thing but with wolves....That's kind of disrespectful to the people that died in the holocaust. Just a tad. You mistake Zyklon B as being "Humane" even though the gas itself made a room full of people die slowly and agonizingly painful death.  And even then, why the hell would you point that out anyway, this "Speech" is going for the mass extinction of humans, I don't think your target audience gives much of a fuck about whether they die quickly or slowly. 

Oh well, you rustled my jimmies quite well. Wolf Hitler makes sense since he fucking loved them dogs. Good work, I guess.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Professional Writer
Sorry but this was not based on anyone's speech this was done for DA propaganda x'D So I don't know WHAT you're on to make you think of that but no sorry no dice here lol

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Meh, it reminded me of Hitler's speech, so that's why it rustled me so. It's what I get for looking at "The Final Solution" stuff to look for anything deep and meaningful

Oh well, I raged. Good job.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Professional Writer
Lol no problem bro, it's cool xD

I mean hey, I can chalk that up on my list right? Rustled a pack a jimmies without intending to x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Well, That's kinda weird. I thought you were fully intending to channel Hitler in that little speech, since it practically draws so many close parallels to a speech he'd give.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Professional Writer
Well I am a good speech-maker, but I am mostly compared to william wallace because I get scottish when i deliver speeches.

Maybe this particular one had that tone because of the theme I was writing on x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Oh yeah. Like I said, I found this looking for holocaust related stuff, since it tends to be really deep and meaningful. 
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Shinigami-Master Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*Is a teen werewolf-not like that stupid show, like Wolfie Blackheart*
I love this poem.
HAIL TO THE WOLVES!!
ARRUOOOOOO!!!!
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noorelven Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
hail ulfgar .. wait a second ... i am the alpha of my pack of alphas :S .. oh well ulterior motives abound :D
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BellaGBear Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome poem :D can just picture the wolves plotting.

And it is true that propaganda is very easy to make once you've learned a few tricks. I myself really enjoy writing propaganda because you can get all out in your writing style ^_^. True that the easiness can be scary too but well if you stick to fantasy objects or trying to sell books I am not going to worry :D
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Acalanthide Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I feel scared being a human now.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional Writer
Awww tis alright, we won't kill ye too much :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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burninkbrain6 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
very cool good images
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank ye fer enjoyin' ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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vog112 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Nice
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional Writer
Glad ye read it xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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smile7z Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Wanna read more! :)
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional Writer
haha, buy th' book then ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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YoshiofRedemption Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Wow. That is amazing!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional Writer
Me deepest thanks friend :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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YoshiofRedemption Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
you're welcome
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Okay, now I'm interested...seems I'll be buying your book, Chen
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Don't ferget t' sample first t'confirm ^^ Thank you :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome, Chen. I certainly will.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
Aye I look forward t' it ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Whoops, sorry. it doubled the comment for some reason...
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Now I'm interested...I think I'll be buying your book, Chen.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Arr I best be warnin' ya, this ain't what th' book be about. The book after all is an adventure, but I do guarantee that although the story isn't about human extermination; it does promise an adventure that'll last and of course writing of higher quality than what you see here ;3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's fine- you're talented and incredibly creative, so it promises to be a treat.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
Me thanks that ye think so, I can't wait t' have ye purchase it ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Depends on if mum says yes, as I have to have her say-so...ugh, I hate not having a job. I'm pestering her about it, though. Last time I did, I got what I wanted a month later.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Professional Writer
Awesome! That's pretty fast :3 I'd be happy anyway xD

Aye...I be a pitiful pirate har har har ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Argentum-Lupae-Luna Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yep.

No you're not, Chen. You're on par with Jack Sparrow, who is my favorite pirate ever. So you're amazing.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Writer
*Quietly, he hides the awkward grin of honour. Only once it is passed and he has resumed his usual poker grin does he turn around* Aye, thank ye lass ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Itachiman3 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
DIS....BOOK.......SOUNDS.............AWESOME! i'd buy it, but i think my parents wouldnt allow it >.< sounds like interesting RP ideas tho
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Take a look at the sample, if you enjoy it then you can buy it ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Itachiman3 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
oh beleive me, its not me, it's me parents that the problem, they don't like ordering stuff online
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
Aye, aye, I figure most deviants would be havin' that problem. Still, I'll hold on in the hope that enough o' ye would at least take a look ^^

I hope ye can convince em :3

Best o' lucky xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Kailani-e Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
xD Interesting idea. So wolves are suddenly extremely smart and consider humans parasitic. :/ I kinda feel this is an interesting idea with the propoganda bit, but yet at the same time an over used idea (with "the human problem")?

^_^ But it's a good poem.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Writer
Well don't forget this is related t' the Wolven Pride. The backstory of which contains the Lycans as a separate race altogether xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Kailani-e Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
^_^ That's true.
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HerAwesomeness13 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Writer
I REALLY LIKE HOW THE HUMANS ARE THE PROBLEM AND HOW THIS IS TOLD FROM A WOLF'S POV!!!! REALLY GREAT PIECE!!!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank ye fer enjoyin' it ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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HerAwesomeness13 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student Writer
THANK YOU FOR POSTING IT!!!
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TheBirb Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Artist
Wow, im surprised
I though there was gonna be like 100 wolfaboos in the comments saying things like "YEAH HUMANZ DIE, WOLFS R TEH BEST!!11!!"
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Writer
Well sadly those commentin' would have fleshy fingers and th' like. That said, I thing people are a tad more mature than that and the immature ones don't read such poetry xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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snowywolf13 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I love this. It's always interesting to see the humans as a problem when you're reading as a human XD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Writer
Pretty much why I was so interested in doin' this as a bit o' faux propaganda. Very interestin' idea ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Zephyras-Lied Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
I love this poem! It's uncommon to see the werewolf's point of view, and scientist werewolves are quite interesting. Keep up the great work!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Writer
Well it is after all related t' me e-book so that can't be helped can it ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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