The Human Solution:
Ladies and gentlewolves, I come before you today,
To speak on an issue that is close to our hearts.
For many centuries, we Wolves have struggled;
Continuing to seek a final solution to 'the Human Problem'.
Many of you might have heard of the horror stories,
Of these furless creatures lurking in the outer reaches.
Some cities have found them living in underground caverns;
Preying upon the young pups that stray too close to their nests.
It is sad, to say the least, but that sorrow ends today;
For it is my privilege and honour as Chairman of Lycanthropes United,
To unveil our newest means of combating this parasitic pandemic.
Three months ago our top scientist, Doctor Uriel Whitetail,
Discovered a particular genetic weakness in the Human cell structure,
When sprayed with this particular gas, 'Cynofium',
The human cells stop producing an important chemical;
Causing a quick death in mere moments...
As of today our soldiers are already prepared,
They will begin delivering this 'antidote',
To all areas considered to be heavily infected.
Within five months, I have every reason to believe,
That the Human threat will be completely eradicated.
Remember this day my fellow wolves...
Remember this moment and these words!
For on this day we rid ourselves of the planet's greatest disease!
Hail Ulfgar and hail to the Wolven Pride!
-Chen Yuan Wen, 4th January 2013