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January 4, 2013
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The Human Solution:

Ladies and gentlewolves, I come before you today,
To speak on an issue that is close to our hearts.
For many centuries, we Wolves have struggled;
Continuing to seek a final solution to 'the Human Problem'.

Many of you might have heard of the horror stories,
Of these furless creatures lurking in the outer reaches.
Some cities have found them living in underground caverns;
Preying upon the young pups that stray too close to their nests.

It is sad, to say the least, but that sorrow ends today;
For it is my privilege and honour as Chairman of Lycanthropes United,
To unveil our newest means of combating this parasitic pandemic.

Three months ago our top scientist, Doctor Uriel Whitetail,
Discovered a particular genetic weakness in the Human cell structure,
When sprayed with this particular gas, 'Cynofium',
The human cells stop producing an important chemical;

Causing a quick death in mere moments...

As of today our soldiers are already prepared,
They will begin delivering this 'antidote',
To all areas considered to be heavily infected.

Within five months, I have every reason to believe,
That the Human threat will be completely eradicated.

Remember this day my fellow wolves...

Remember this moment and these words!

For on this day we rid ourselves of the planet's greatest disease!

Hail Ulfgar and hail to the Wolven Pride!

-Chen Yuan Wen, 4th January 2013
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Author's Comment:

Ladies and Gentlewolves,

First, the difficult news. I learnt today that when journals are on the front page lit. goes nowhere since we share the spot, which is a pity since I was praying I'd get a little more advertising, but no matter. I shall counter that with grit and tenacity.

Although it would have been nice if the release went off with a bang, I suppose I'll just have to try that much harder on every other day :grin: After all that means more lit. for all of you and more of a chance to sharpen my claws. I shall begin preparations IMMEDIATELY.

In any case, this poem is just something I did after getting e-mailed that article by DA on the Faux Propaganda. It piqued my interest and so I wanted to do something similar, but through a written piece of art.

It strikes me as amazing how easily a speech like this game to mind...the whole propaganda thing can be easy to spread if you've a glib tongue and a good sense of strange presence...

Anyway, I'd best sign off here. Plenty to do and plenty more works to present to the world, I won't be satisfied until I've satisfied all of you ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

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HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
Seriously? You took a speech by one of the world's most hated men and turned it into....basically the same thing but with wolves....That's kind of disrespectful to the people that died in the holocaust. Just a tad. You mistake Zyklon B as being "Humane" even though the gas itself made a room full of people die slowly and agonizingly painful death.  And even then, why the hell would you point that out anyway, this "Speech" is going for the mass extinction of humans, I don't think your target audience gives much of a fuck about whether they die quickly or slowly. 

Oh well, you rustled my jimmies quite well. Wolf Hitler makes sense since he fucking loved them dogs. Good work, I guess.
WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Professional Writer
Sorry but this was not based on anyone's speech this was done for DA propaganda x'D So I don't know WHAT you're on to make you think of that but no sorry no dice here lol

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Meh, it reminded me of Hitler's speech, so that's why it rustled me so. It's what I get for looking at "The Final Solution" stuff to look for anything deep and meaningful

Oh well, I raged. Good job.
WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Professional Writer
Lol no problem bro, it's cool xD

I mean hey, I can chalk that up on my list right? Rustled a pack a jimmies without intending to x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Well, That's kinda weird. I thought you were fully intending to channel Hitler in that little speech, since it practically draws so many close parallels to a speech he'd give.
WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Professional Writer
Well I am a good speech-maker, but I am mostly compared to william wallace because I get scottish when i deliver speeches.

Maybe this particular one had that tone because of the theme I was writing on x'D

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
HeavyMetalCommunist Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Oh yeah. Like I said, I found this looking for holocaust related stuff, since it tends to be really deep and meaningful. 
Shinigami-Master Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*Is a teen werewolf-not like that stupid show, like Wolfie Blackheart*
I love this poem.
noorelven Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
hail ulfgar .. wait a second ... i am the alpha of my pack of alphas :S .. oh well ulterior motives abound :D
BellaGBear Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome poem :D can just picture the wolves plotting.

And it is true that propaganda is very easy to make once you've learned a few tricks. I myself really enjoy writing propaganda because you can get all out in your writing style ^_^. True that the easiness can be scary too but well if you stick to fantasy objects or trying to sell books I am not going to worry :D
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