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I should probably state clearly. This is obviously a satirical poem and its here for the sake of comedy. The background to it however, is a little more interesting.
I've noticed recently that many artists (poets and authors especially) tend to be extremely apprehensive about using harsh language in their works and certainly I know that viewership drops whenever a mature filter is slapped on work (hence why I rarely do work requiring the mature filter), but at the same time, I have to question whether or not it is affecting creativity.
If you think about it, harsh language can be used artistically (as opposed to needless swearing) in order to add a distinct edge to parts of a poem/song. In that respect I believe that harsh language can be used a poetic tool.
Now, I personally consider myself an entertainer rather than an artist because I write for the readers (as opposed to writing for myself or on my personal subjects), and so I will be writing a very harsh piece on thursday (that will require a mature filter), because I want to attempt being different and I want to show that language can be used and should not be immediately discounted because 'bad words' are crudely used by mainstream media.
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates Other Poems by Me:
Can I Cut Yet?
Can I Cut Yet?:
Hey, Hey Sadako
I really want to cut something
can I, can I please?
This girl is talking to me, she seems rather nice
The colour of her eyes makes me think of fucking lice
I want to cut her, I want to cut her so bad!
but that seems to make Sadako really sad...
Okay, I guess I won't cut her
Hey, Hey Sadako
This teacher is really boring
I want to cut him, I WANT TO CUT HIM SO BAD!
I'm in class now, Sadako stands beside me
She points out a mistake I made in my notes
I start tearing at the paper while grinding my teeth
I want to show them my frustration, OH SO BAD!
but that seems to make Sadako really sad..
Overcome your Writer's Block
Overcome your Writer's Block:Other Literature by Me:
If you want to deal with writer's block
the plan is simple, tickty-tock
Give in to madness, go insane
search for words in the midst of rain
When you hit the wall on its painted face
with your fingers and knees you'll find a trace
The secret passage that will lead you through
or perhaps you might be eaten by a grue...
Back to the rhymes that I use to explain
If you try to go forward it will be in vain
So try a new direction, upward or down
Left or right maybe Charlie Brown?
There are no limits except in your mind
Now do a google search and what do you find?
A pond of ideas now stagnant a
Chapter 1: Blood is Beauty
Release One: Pages 1 - 3
THE COLD AIR in Baron Rorke's study did little to calm his nerves. He was expecting visitors this night and they were not the best of company. A shiver of dread ran down his spine and he spent most of the twilight hours staring out of a large window which stood behind his writing desk. It was amazing, he felt, how quickly a man could become attached to a life of luxury; only to be made painfully aware of how easy it was to lose it. War was always a frightening thing, even more so when one had the knowledge and sense to realise that it was no longer an exercise of glory, but a si