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Lazy to read this? Scroll straight to the description for the audio narration!

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The moon tonight is brilliant, for it casts an eerie-looking shadow upon the moss and the stone. At times I find myself wondering, is that me that I see? Or is it merely another side of me, one that hides amongst the shade?

Chase...chase!

Ugh, that horrid moaning! That evil rattling, rasping noise! It's driving itself into my skull again, like an annoying repetition that I can't seem to quiet. It screeches at times, like nails upon a chalkboard. It buries itself deep into the recesses of my mind and fills the hole with rot! A fetid fungus spitting serpentine venom from the eyes of a fox!

止す...

What? What are you saying? What do you mean! Tell me god damn it!

Ha...Ha...I can hear myself breathing; barely through the fog. The sound is far away, like the deeps of a bog. I can't believe that I'm rhyming, what the hell have you done? Why are you telling me: we should be having fun!

I don't understand, I won't understand! Why, why does it hurt? This blood, where did it come from, is it mine? Or perhaps it is-

No, why are they lying there, why-

それらを食べる!

Yes, yes of course. We are hungry aren't we? This, person, this thing! If it could even be called that. They are unclean are they not? They are not human, just meat. Not one of us; just eat!

それを殺害!

Yes, you are right! I understand, the meat must be prepared before it is eaten. We must tenderize it, we must, stop it from moving and I- Oh? Where did this bat come from? Most convenient! A tool for the occasion as they say. I must stop the noise, I must stop the moving. The feed must not be free, the feed must not be free!

Thunk! Thunk! Thunk!

Oh, it's so quiet now; the noise has stopped. The garbled shrill screaming, the words that came out of its deep dark hole. Demon insect whirling in its centre, flopping about as it shrieked and screamed! Oh, not anymore...

Now it is so quiet, so calm and peacefully still. Like the rocks of a mountain, flowing with red, the red river runs beneath bricks and stone. How lovely it looks, how lovingly serene. If only they could see themselves in this beautiful state...

What's that? Oh, oh yes! I'd forgotten. So hungry, that I'd forgotten. My tummy rumbling. Rumbling and stumbling. Eat us for meat, I want to eat the feet.

おいしい!

Mmm, such a wonderful flavour, such a delectable taste. Who was it I wonder, this beef-faced dog or was it dog-faced beef? Does it even matter? No it does not. Everything's the same once you put it in your belly, everything is the same, like a wobbly old jelly. Hee-hee, I'm happy. So warm in my tummy. It makes me feel like singing, even though my eyes are stinging:

The first day I cut them and take a bit of meat~
The second day we smoke them and cut off all the feet.
The third day we drag them, in little burlap sacks.
The forth day we clean them and chew away the backs.
The fifth day we hang them, like fruit from ancient trees.
The sixth day we stew them with honey from the bees.
The seventh day they knew, for the mother's missing too.
And eighth day we're done; papa's had his fun...

Hee hee, I wonder, who will be the next? The one who called me cowardly or the one with the juicy pecks...


Lazy to read? Listen to the audio narration (with voice acting included .3.): snd.sc/1cPW1ht

Alright ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a fine commission for :iconkalsagnia: - She's quite the interesting artist and has been on DA for a whopping 8 whole years. Have a look and have a chat, she's an incredibly nice person.

Anyhow, the original commission was meant to be a dark piece, but as you know, it'sa me. CHEN! I took it way too far and just got into the whole psycho killer routine.

I swear this is why I shouldn't be allowed outside x'3

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ENJOY! x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates who happens to be broke as ass right now :iconwordofchen:
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:iconwolfqueen013:
This makes me think of Naruto if he turned crazy and evil. 
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T-Kristen Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This could not have been more perfect, Captain Chen. I read along while listening and I caught myself giggling and singing along at the end. Your voice and its acting is perfect for these reads, and honestly, haha, I have no others words aside from: perfect. I would have loved to read your mind while you wrote this, this is just . . . Oh, haha, thank you for making my night with this >w<
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fantasylover100 Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Never mind. Creepy
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fantasylover100 Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Before I read this I would like to know, Is that link a jumpscare?
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:iconlulurockz:
Listening to the audio you remind me of Zsasz from Batman Arkham City. If you have every played the game you would understand. He is a physco and has a very creepy voice.
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iKestrel Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist
I do not want to be inside your mind while you wrote this cap'n
Still good
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WordOfChen Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Ohohoho, I am always insane *3*

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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iKestrel Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist
May you never be sane sir
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:iconglassmuses:
I listened and read at the same time, and it was divine. Is that your voice? It's beautiful! And oh, your reading. Your voice sounds like that of someone proper and kind, and your acting paints it with lovely lunacy. My favorite approach to lunatic voices, this blending is fantastic.
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WordOfChen Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Yes it's all my voice :3

Everything here is MY voice xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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