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Just For Laughs!

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WordOfChen

Published: Jun 14, 2014

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Babe I know this ain't going to be poetic or nothing,
But y'know I just have a need to express my feelings:

*Excessive throat clearing*

Roses be red and them violets be blue,
I'm the only Asian kid in the ghetto;
What's up wit chu?

You lookin' at me like, damn you're fine!
Babe you know you blow my mind.

I may not be tall,
But my height is just right.
I'mma sleep on yo chest,
When you get cold at night.

And if yo boyfriend is big,
Then I'mma run right now.
Cause, I don't wanna look like my face is DOG CHOW,
yanawhatImean?

So uh, I'm losin' my train of thought,
I think this is all I got.
Babe I think you're hot,
Gimme yo number, uh, before you get shot.

Please?

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Forgot to link the audio - soundcloud.com/siddhartha-chen…

Have fun laughing :'3

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