From the Captain himself who is too tired (*cough*lazy*cough*) to post properly tonight. Here is a rewrite of the old poem Gangsta Pirates: [link]
He was answering a comment about it and was like, "OH GOD WTF DID I WRITE" though he said it more like, "By the gods, did I really write somethin' like this?"
And I was like, "Yeah, you did."
"Yer jokin' right? Arrr I be as shamed as a pirate without a crew I tells ya. Alright, I be re-writin' this."
And so here it is, the rewrite of Gangster pirates with an all new beat and much better lyrics xD.I thought this version was much more fun. Can you catch all the game and manga references? You should be able to since they're mostly mainstream.
Bonus imaginary cookie if you can identify the two rap songs he used as a base (the first one is easy from the chorus) and the second is more difficult since only two words were used from it, but since those words are heavily repeated and in the title of the song, some might know x3 Enjoy!
-Co-Captain Bunny Hayes