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Gangster Pirates:

Where the ship, where the pirates, where my crew at?
We wearin' black guttin' ninjas like they wood rats.
And if you wanna play, boy you better turn back!
You better run when you see the swords wearin' black.


We are the pirates, top crew, no screw.
Is that a knife boy, man we wearin' two!
I got my boys armed up from the toe to teeth,
Have you ever seen a guardsman give us grief?

We the dogs of the sea and the rest are cats,
Ain't nobody else pullin' off fedora hats.
We don't take what we push, man we live it clean!
Treat our bodies so right that it turnin' green.

We shippin' lyrium, Orzammar to Denerim.
Have you ever seen Sparrow with a Golden Rim?
From the mast to cabin man we do it big,
Even Monkey D. Luffy don't got this rig.

And when the ninjas comin' up all sneaky-like,
Kazekage, Hokage; they don't see the light.
When the dawn comes, tell em all to get right.
Or else we fly 'em like a flag up at mast height!

So where my ship, where my crew, where my pirates at?
We wearin' black guttin' ninjas like they wood rats.
And if you wanna play, boy you better turn back!
You better run when you see the swords wearin' black.


-Chen Yuan Wen, 5th July 2013
From the Captain himself who is too tired (*cough*lazy*cough*) to post properly tonight. Here is a rewrite of the old poem Gangsta Pirates: [link]

He was answering a comment about it and was like, "OH GOD WTF DID I WRITE" though he said it more like, "By the gods, did I really write somethin' like this?"

And I was like, "Yeah, you did."

"Yer jokin' right? Arrr I be as shamed as a pirate without a crew I tells ya. Alright, I be re-writin' this."

And so here it is, the rewrite of Gangster pirates with an all new beat and much better lyrics xD.I thought this version was much more fun. Can you catch all the game and manga references? You should be able to since they're mostly mainstream.

Bonus imaginary cookie if you can identify the two rap songs he used as a base (the first one is easy from the chorus) and the second is more difficult since only two words were used from it, but since those words are heavily repeated and in the title of the song, some might know x3 Enjoy!

-Co-Captain Bunny Hayes
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kalic00 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I get that the chorus was straight outta where the hood at, bus I cant seem to put my finger on what you used for the rest of it. I would guess something by DMX because of "We the dogs of the sea and the rest are cats," I just cant find what song. might be I don't dance, but It doesn't match all of it.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Haha, it's actually from a different rapper the song was 'get right' :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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kalic00 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
young jeezy song? I can't picture that beat on your lyrics
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Not the beat, the lyrical construction. I don't use the beat lol The beat is my own .3.

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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kalic00 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh XD
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lightbleueyes Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student General Artist
I love gangster pirates! ^^
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Glad to know that x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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lightbleueyes Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Student General Artist
xD 
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rainbowcat1234 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Writer
OMG! this is so good! :iconclapplz:
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Thanks x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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rainbowcat1234 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student Writer
ur welcome! xD n thats ok. :D


- Rainbowcat1234 of rainbow pirates....?
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TheMartyred Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
but cap'n...I be a cat...arr ye after me? lol.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Yer a special case x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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TheMartyred Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yay! I'm spetall!
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Enemv33 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn! This rap is my jam!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Then jam to it we shall :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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Jae10 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, love it XD
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
haha thank you :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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Jae10 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lolz, you's welcome and it's quite alright. I aint the type to punish ppl for tardiness xD
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StellaStarfish Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Carry on, gangster pirates, carry on.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Oh we shall ;3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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AshitaUchiha Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Damnit. <333
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
The hearts make me fly x'3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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AshitaUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013

Oh hooray! :D

(Daijyobu yo~ I know you're busy.)

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KitzelTheMuse Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah the old Pirates vs Ninjas aka One Peace vs Naruto debate. XD

Though I thought pirates wore something similar to the Tri corner hat, instead of a fedora which is circa 1920 late 1930.. ^^;
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Nyahaha xD Well we break the laws of reality cause we're special .3.

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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LugiaLuvr13 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
The fedora is a symbol for this account actually ^^ WordOfChen created the Black Fedora Pirates on dA
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GodsGirlRachel Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha! This made me laugh, and was fun to read! Like a grown-up version of the song: We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything from VeggieTales! X3
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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GodsGirlRachel Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(It's totally fine! ;D)
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theGman0 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist
Reminds me a little of DMX
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
I used his chorus from Where the Hood At xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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LayaAmaranthi Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
First lines remind me of 'Where My Kids At?' SE commercial ...
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
It's actually 'Where the Hood At' by DMX xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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LayaAmaranthi Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hear/watch parodies/covers before I ever know of the originals ... so that's where that came from. :)

Haha that it is, I spose.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
I see, that's one way of doing things xD

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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Silent-Intrigant Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I've always loved pirates and ninjas....but this is kind of pulling me over to pirates.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Haha nice :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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AyeAye12 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Writer
I am kinda ashamed to say I used to be a ninja supporter.

But yeah, this made me smile. Big improvement from your last one, I agree.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Wh00 pirates forever :3

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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Sanddune798 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This has thoroughly convinced me that Pirates win. All the time.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
(^_^)b Mega thumb of AWESOME

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. I know this reply is months late, gomen nasai (>n<;;)
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Sanddune798 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woo!

In Re: P.S. : Nah, s'okay. X) You responded, that's awesome enough.
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Haha great ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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