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Alrighty so, I was thinkin' of somethin' t' write t'night, but with me mind focused on the e-book, good poetry just isn't comin' out.
However I figured this would be th' right time t' experiment with my newly invented technique t' combat writing slumps.
First of, when ye in a slump, it's cause yer brain is overheated. Like a clogged pipe things aren't flowing through. The only way to clean it out is blast through the blockage by writing like crazy. However if ye write long works, ye'll only go crazier.
The solution?
Write shorter poems, haikus, whatever you can get flowing in the shortest time possible. For me, I like haikus and I rarely get the chance to do them. Now I think I'll play around t' me heart's content.
One thing to note though is that the last line is 4 syllables instead of 5. Why? It simply sounded better with 4. Although the form for haikus is generally rigid, occasionally you can get a better result twisting the form ever so slightly. I want to try 6,8,6 and other numbers as well :3
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-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Simple, but effective. Just reading those three lines reminds of Yami, the king of eternal darkness from Okami. In the game, Okami's true form is actually a seal, symbolizing that evil can come from the smallest of souls, and this poem only exemplifies that notion.
Well I admit I never expected such a connection, being that I never heard o' any o' those, but if ye say it be so; then I'm happy. Simply means me work reached out in a unique way ^^
-Captain Chen of the Black Fedora Pirates
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates