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Blue Eyes:

A man once told me that blue eyes were best
So I decided I would put these words to a test.
I ran across the globe and found a blue eyed fish
It tasted very tasty when served as a dish

I then went to Ireland to find a blue eyed gnome
Instead I got a Lephrechaun whose name was 'Jerome'
I used him as bait to catch some blue eyed mice
I suppose he now regrets that he lost at dice...

I then used the mice to catch a blue eyed cat
I then used the cat to catch a blue eyed dog
I then used the dog to catch a blue eyed witch
I think I left that one down in a ditch...

In any case...

I returned back home to my quaint boulevard
Where some band named 'Greenday' was out in the yard
I asked the singer what he thought of eyes
But all he muttered was 'cakes are lies...'

Feeling quite unsure about the blue eyed theory
I decided to talk to my friend named Mary
She had a cute face and her eyes were green
So I told her those were the best I'd seen

She invited me home for Coffee or Tea
But sadly my friend was stung by a bee
She collapsed on the ground and asked for help
So I went over to her and said "Well..."

"I'm gonna need about tree fiddy..."

-Chen Yuan Wen, 2nd June 2012
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Arrr maties,

T'night ye get ta see a humor based poem done by yours truly.

It's a bonus release while I'm on official hiatus. Studyin' hard fer exams be takin' its toll so I figured a laugh would be good for everyone.

I will still be givin' out dedz for this so fave if you like it.

And wish me luck fer me lecture tomorrow

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:

P.S. If you don't know the last meme, google it :3. "tree fiddy" is awesome if done well xD
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~MercLleviathan Dec 18, 2012  Student Writer
This poem is even better than the one I left the more "formal" review on. Instantly fav'd.
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:iconsailormeowmeow:
Hahah lol loved it :DDD
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Mood: Love ~MissChanceA Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I had fun reading it.
Very nice poem.
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~Getsuei-san Jul 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Haha "the cakes are lies" made me laugh :giggle:
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*WordOfChen Jul 20, 2012  Professional Writer
Glad to hear it ^^

-Chen
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:iconcryptickat8:
Eyes, such fun, fun items to behold..
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*WordOfChen Jun 23, 2012  Professional Writer
Ah, they are fun to behold indeed my friend ^^

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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:iconcryptickat8:
Yes, yes they are.
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~SpicyUkeBoy Jun 13, 2012  Student General Artist
For reading this...
I'm gonna need about tree fiddy.
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*WordOfChen Jun 23, 2012  Professional Writer
I ain't got the cash T^T

-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates :iconwordofchen:
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